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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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| No. |
Title |
Starring |
Date |
| 654 |
S.O.S. |
spigot |
7/9/2000 |
| 226 |
SE7EN |
spigot,rands |
5/19/1999 |
| 1761 |
SHAVE ME |
rands,deuce |
7/27/2003 |
| 1760 |
SIGN-UP |
rands,deuce |
7/26/2003 |
| 299 |
SPOILERS AHEAD |
spigot,deuce |
7/30/1999 |
| 509 |
STDERR |
pants |
2/17/2000 |
| 1714 |
Slim Jim |
spigot |
6/10/2003 |
| 3400 |
s u i c i d e |
deuce,rands,spigot |
2/23/2008 |
| 55 |
sack the kraut |
|
10/22/1998 |
| 3487 |
sacre bong |
pants,deuce |
5/20/2008 |
| 1670 |
sacret covenant |
spigot |
4/27/2003 |
| 791 |
sad |
spigot |
11/22/2000 |
| 1041 |
sade |
pants,deuce |
8/7/2001 |
| 1478 |
said aloud in sling blade voice |
pants,deuce |
10/16/2002 |
| 967 |
sail away |
spigot |
5/20/2001 |
| 2042 |
salt water bad for glass |
spigot |
5/6/2004 |
| 1354 |
sam goody |
spigot,deuce |
6/16/2002 |
| 3431 |
same damn thing |
rands,deuce |
3/25/2008 |
| 224 |
sandra |
deuce,pants |
5/17/1999 |
| 2361 |
santa claus |
deuce,pants |
4/16/2005 |
| 702 |
saturdays |
deuce |
8/25/2000 |
| 3 |
sausalito |
|
8/19/1998 |
| 13 |
saving private dicklicker |
spigot |
9/1/1998 |
| 920 |
saving the universe |
deuce,pants |
4/2/2001 |
| 1295 |
say i'm pretty |
deuce,rands |
4/18/2002 |
| 2205 |
say it is not so |
atandt,pants |
11/11/2004 |
| 270 |
sayeth unto us |
spigot |
7/1/1999 |
| 1319 |
scenes from a mall |
spigot,pants |
5/12/2002 |
| 100 |
schrodinger's pizza |
deuce, spigot |
1/9/1999 |
| 2459 |
sci-fi western |
rands,spigot |
7/23/2005 |
| 3366 |
scooping, shoveling |
net,deuce |
1/20/2008 |
| 630 |
scouting locations |
rands |
6/16/2000 |
| 1093 |
screen saver |
pants |
9/28/2001 |
| 2435 |
scrub with hot soapy water |
deuce,spigot |
6/29/2005 |
| 1520 |
scrubbing chums |
pants,spigot |
11/27/2002 |
| 1734 |
sea cucumber |
deuce,spigot |
6/30/2003 |
| 3472 |
sea squirts |
deuce,spigot |
5/5/2008 |
| 857 |
sea urchin |
deuce,pants |
1/29/2001 |
| 3206 |
searing blinding pain |
net,deuce |
8/13/2007 |
| 822 |
season's greetings fuckheads |
everybody |
12/25/2000 |
| 714 |
second prettiest |
deuce |
9/6/2000 |
| 2008 |
second thoughts |
spigot |
4/2/2004 |
| 2478 |
secret cache of dicks |
pants,spigot |
8/11/2005 |
| 1873 |
secret fucking code |
deuce |
11/19/2003 |
| 1086 |
secret urine party |
pants,deuce |
9/21/2001 |
| 3097 |
secrets revealed |
dick,deuce |
4/26/2007 |
| 1985 |
see for yourself |
ozone,deuce |
3/9/2004 |
| 2338 |
seeds or a peanut |
deuce,pants |
3/24/2005 |
| 2643 |
seize him |
pants,deuce |
1/23/2006 |
| 961 |
self esteem |
spigot,girl |
5/14/2001 |
| 2166 |
self hating fag |
pants,deuce |
10/4/2004 |
| 3601 |
self-inflicted |
rands,deuce |
9/11/2008 |
| 2186 |
serious bugs extra bananas |
deuce,spigot |
10/23/2004 |
| 1437 |
serious dilemma |
pants,deuce |
9/5/2002 |
| 1054 |
seriously |
pants,spigot |
8/20/2001 |
| 65 |
seriously juggling |
|
11/11/1998 |
| 2037 |
seriously stretched out in the big big city |
deuce |
5/1/2004 |
| 1930 |
service me with dong |
deuce,spigot |
1/15/2004 |
| 777 |
set the controls for the heart of the sun |
pants |
11/8/2000 |
| 553 |
seti@home |
deuce,spigot |
4/1/2000 |
| 3507 |
seven stages |
deuce,dick |
6/9/2008 |
| 3478 |
sewage |
pants,spigot |
5/11/2008 |
| 3542 |
sewage can back up into your home |
spigot,pants,deuce |
7/14/2008 |
| 3430 |
sex boat on my car |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3/24/2008 |
| 1186 |
sex chart |
pants,spigot,deuce |
12/30/2001 |
| 2922 |
sex pit |
atandt,pants |
10/30/2006 |
| 3492 |
sex with foam puppets |
pants |
5/25/2008 |
| 2265 |
sex with goats |
deuce |
1/10/2005 |
| 1673 |
sex with mister peanut |
pants,deuce |
4/30/2003 |
| 1436 |
sexy lamp post |
pants,deuce |
9/4/2002 |
| 2484 |
sf boner expo |
spigot,pants |
8/17/2005 |
| 1421 |
shakespeare you see |
pants,deuce |
8/20/2002 |
| 1332 |
shame |
deuce |
5/25/2002 |
| 3198 |
shamed and humiliated |
dick,deuce |
8/5/2007 |
| 1656 |
sharon stone |
pants,deuce |
4/13/2003 |
| 1762 |
shift seven |
deuce |
7/28/2003 |
| 415 |
shine |
spigot |
11/18/1999 |
| 1359 |
shiny diner |
atandt,pants |
6/21/2002 |
| 3616 |
shipping and fondling |
spigot |
9/26/2008 |
| 2196 |
shirts and long pants |
pants,spigot,deuce |
11/2/2004 |
| 1927 |
shit faggots click |
deuce,pants |
1/12/2004 |
| 1768 |
shit god |
pants,deuce |
8/3/2003 |
| 1732 |
shit my green |
ozone,deuce |
6/28/2003 |
| 347 |
shit with your heart |
deuce,spigot |
9/14/1999 |
| 2083 |
shooing you with a broom |
deuce,pants |
6/16/2004 |
| 227 |
shop kosovo |
spigot |
5/20/1999 |
| 2048 |
shoplifting for dummies |
deuce,pants |
5/12/2004 |
| 3584 |
shopping list |
net |
8/25/2008 |
| 2719 |
short but thick |
deuce,spigot |
4/10/2006 |
| 2557 |
short diary entry |
deuce |
10/30/2005 |
| 3201 |
short-term memory loss |
deuce,pants |
8/8/2007 |
| 2220 |
shot gun |
atandt,deuce |
11/26/2004 |
| 1671 |
should have never |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4/28/2003 |
| 2438 |
should have stayed on the farm |
deuce,spigot |
7/2/2005 |
| 3458 |
show some support |
spigot |
4/21/2008 |
| 1496 |
show stopper |
pants,spigot |
11/3/2002 |
| 912 |
show us your tits (with jesus christ) |
pants |
3/25/2001 |
| 1528 |
shuffling sounds down below |
pants,deuce |
12/5/2002 |
| 2536 |
shut up |
spigot |
10/9/2005 |
| 2151 |
shut up about the juice already will yas |
spigot,pants |
9/19/2004 |
| 361 |
shut up nuts |
spigot |
9/28/1999 |
| 417 |
shyness is nice |
deuce,spigot |
11/20/1999 |
| 2282 |
sick little games |
deuce,pants |
1/27/2005 |
| 1785 |
side of milk carton |
pants |
8/20/2003 |
| 2608 |
sideways/edgeways |
rands,spigot |
12/19/2005 |
| 457 |
sign my guestbook |
pants,deuce |
12/30/1999 |
| 1620 |
signs of verbal abuse |
deuce,spigot |
3/8/2003 |
| 1420 |
silence please |
spigot |
8/19/2002 |
| 1301 |
silicon valley linux users group |
deuce,spigot |
4/24/2002 |
| 1589 |
sim jerk city |
spigot |
2/4/2003 |
| 3641 |
similarly |
spigot |
10/21/2008 |
| 1603 |
simple math |
spigot,deuce |
2/19/2003 |
| 3552 |
simple question |
pants |
7/24/2008 |
| 297 |
simply put |
spigot,deuce |
7/28/1999 |
| 602 |
since i've been loving you |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5/20/2000 |
| 1782 |
singing |
pants,spigot |
8/17/2003 |
| 873 |
singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute) |
atandt |
2/14/2001 |
| 3696 |
single dong theory |
pants,deuce |
12/15/2008 |
| 205 |
single user mode |
deuce,pants,ozone |
4/29/1999 |
| 2350 |
sir fagsalot |
deuce,pants |
4/5/2005 |
| 2262 |
sir i am not an ashtray |
deuce,spigot |
1/7/2005 |
| 1236 |
sir i must insist |
atandt,pants |
2/18/2002 |
| 573 |
sir yes sir |
spigot,deuce |
4/21/2000 |
| 574 |
sir your tongue is much too close |
deuce,pants |
4/22/2000 |
| 3664 |
sit back |
spigot,deuce |
11/13/2008 |
| 1908 |
sitting around the house |
pants |
12/24/2003 |
| 980 |
six grams of fat |
deuce,pants |
6/2/2001 |
| 3176 |
six more weeks of cocksucking |
spigot,deuce,pants |
7/14/2007 |
| 1314 |
six years |
dick,deuce |
5/7/2002 |
| 769 |
skip and dance |
deuce,pants,spigot |
10/31/2000 |
| 1214 |
skullfucking |
rands, pants |
1/27/2002 |
| 2266 |
slam the car door on my boner |
spigot,deuce |
1/11/2005 |
| 3368 |
slap my cock please |
bung,deuce |
1/22/2008 |
| 3427 |
slap them |
deuce,spigot |
3/21/2008 |
| 82 |
slashdot effect |
|
12/11/1998 |
| 298 |
sliders |
pants,rands,deuce |
7/29/1999 |
| 610 |
slobbering |
deuce |
5/27/2000 |
| 658 |
slow children at play |
deuce,pants |
7/12/2000 |
| 2984 |
slowly but surely |
|
1/3/2007 |
| 3145 |
slowly filling up |
pants,spigot |
6/13/2007 |
| 2860 |
slowly rotated |
pants,spigot |
8/27/2006 |
| 378 |
slumber party |
spigot,pants |
10/14/1999 |
| 3062 |
small paddle boat |
spigot |
3/22/2007 |
| 2255 |
small sprite |
spigot,deuce |
12/31/2004 |
| 3057 |
smile, take pictures |
pants,spigot |
3/17/2007 |
| 1712 |
smoke dope with me |
spigot |
6/8/2003 |
| 115 |
smoking dope |
deuce, spigot |
2/5/1999 |
| 2418 |
smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away |
pants,rands |
6/12/2005 |
| 968 |
smooth buddy |
rands,deuce |
5/21/2001 |
| 1349 |
smooth fonts |
pants |
6/11/2002 |
| 1403 |
smooth nougat |
pants,hanford |
8/3/2002 |
| 625 |
smothered hope |
spigot,deuce |
6/11/2000 |
| 1051 |
snatch |
spigot |
8/17/2001 |
| 385 |
sneedle |
spigot |
10/20/1999 |
| 1311 |
snipe hunt |
dick,pants |
5/4/2002 |
| 3008 |
sno-ball |
rands,pants,deuce |
1/27/2007 |
| 2193 |
so alone |
spigot,deuce |
10/30/2004 |
| 3137 |
so am i |
rands,deuce |
6/5/2007 |
| 40 |
so bored |
|
10/3/1998 |
| 3066 |
so can i have it like that (yes you can) |
pants,deuce |
3/26/2007 |
| 3665 |
so depressed for five minutes |
rands,deuce,spigot |
11/14/2008 |
| 3336 |
so gay |
bung,deuce |
12/21/2007 |
| 2588 |
so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch |
pants,spigot |
11/29/2005 |
| 874 |
so high on gay |
spigot |
2/15/2001 |
| 3678 |
so hot |
pants |
11/27/2008 |
| 41 |
so huffy |
|
10/5/1998 |
| 176 |
so i can better stalk fiona apple |
pants,rands |
4/2/1999 |
| 1664 |
so little time |
pants,deuce |
4/21/2003 |
| 3569 |
so many points right now |
spigot |
8/10/2008 |
| 2871 |
so much pornography |
spigot |
9/7/2006 |
| 2195 |
so pointy and all |
pants,deuce |
11/1/2004 |
| 3254 |
so proud |
spigot,deuce,rands |
9/30/2007 |
| 3457 |
so very sorry |
spigot,deuce |
4/20/2008 |
| 2945 |
so very very cold ii |
pants,atandt |
11/24/2006 |
| 3049 |
so very very fuckable |
pants,deuce |
3/9/2007 |
| 3207 |
so work with me gang |
spigot |
8/14/2007 |
| 3558 |
soaked with piss |
spigot,pants |
7/30/2008 |
| 2206 |
soccer practice |
pants,spigot |
11/12/2004 |
| 435 |
socian komentaron |
pants,deuce |
12/8/1999 |
| 1223 |
soliloquy |
deuce |
2/5/2002 |
| 3318 |
some english muffins |
deuce,pants |
12/3/2007 |
| 3277 |
some how |
pants,spigot |
10/23/2007 |
| 2329 |
some kind of horrible |
pants,deuce |
3/15/2005 |
| 2689 |
some kind of horrible error |
pants,spigot |
3/10/2006 |
| 2345 |
some kind of wonderful contest |
pants |
3/31/2005 |
| 2791 |
some kind of wonderful hurricane |
atandt,effigy |
6/21/2006 |
| 2519 |
some kind of wonderful learning curve |
pants |
9/21/2005 |
| 3363 |
some of these |
deuce,spigot |
1/17/2008 |
| 575 |
some really good shit |
spigot |
4/23/2000 |
| 3019 |
some reason or another |
pants |
2/7/2007 |
| 903 |
some stupid video game |
spigot |
3/16/2001 |
| 1849 |
some times |
spigot |
10/26/2003 |
| 2012 |
some where warmer |
pants |
4/6/2004 |
| 3128 |
somebody |
deuce |
5/27/2007 |
| 749 |
somebody stole his headlamp |
pants,deuce |
10/11/2000 |
| 1015 |
somebody's ass hurts |
pants,spigot |
7/9/2001 |
| 303 |
somebody's sucking |
rands,deuce |
8/3/1999 |
| 1828 |
somehow |
deuce |
10/5/2003 |
| 3122 |
someone do something |
spigot,deuce,pants |
5/21/2007 |
| 1949 |
someone get the smelling salts |
net,deuce |
2/2/2004 |
| 2748 |
someone has a socket bug |
atandt,deuce |
5/9/2006 |
| 2920 |
something |
deuce,spigot |
10/27/2006 |
| 1046 |
something about a call girl |
spigot,pants |
8/12/2001 |
| 2122 |
something else indeed |
spigot |
7/25/2004 |
| 1937 |
something frilly i hope |
deuce,pants |
1/22/2004 |
| 2127 |
something horrible |
deuce,spigot |
7/30/2004 |
| 1155 |
something is not right |
pants,deuce |
11/29/2001 |
| 1066 |
something wonderful |
rands,pants |
9/1/2001 |
| 1156 |
sometimes the details change |
pants |
11/30/2001 |
| 1269 |
sore prick |
spigot |
3/23/2002 |
| 858 |
sorry for the wide distribution |
spigot |
1/30/2001 |
| 2392 |
sorry for the wide distribution |
spigot |
5/17/2005 |
| 1229 |
sort of spurting |
pants |
2/11/2002 |
| 1839 |
source of protein |
pants,spigot |
10/16/2003 |
| 2513 |
southwest |
net,deuce |
9/15/2005 |
| 3263 |
space and/or time |
pants,deuce |
10/9/2007 |
| 3095 |
space cakes |
spigot,pants |
4/24/2007 |
| 715 |
space cowboys |
rands,deuce |
9/7/2000 |
| 3434 |
space dicks |
pants,deuce |
3/28/2008 |
| 570 |
space face |
pants,spigot |
4/18/2000 |
| 1237 |
speak english or die |
deuce,pants |
2/19/2002 |
| 2999 |
special announcement |
pants,spigot |
1/18/2007 |
| 898 |
special treat |
spigot,pants |
3/11/2001 |
| 942 |
spice channel |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4/24/2001 |
| 3298 |
spigot as foodstuff |
spigot,deuce |
11/13/2007 |
| 3689 |
spigot in the morning |
spigot |
12/8/2008 |
| 246 |
spigot is lois lane |
spigot |
6/8/1999 |
| 2559 |
spigot sings |
spigot,deuce |
11/1/2005 |
| 838 |
spigot sucks cock |
spigot |
1/10/2001 |
| 2793 |
spigot the bear annual |
spigot |
6/23/2006 |
| 3325 |
spigot the bear feat. mc deuce |
spigot,deuce |
12/10/2007 |
| 2817 |
spigot the bear in outer space |
spigot |
7/16/2006 |
| 2720 |
spigot the bear season finale |
spigot |
4/11/2006 |
| 2958 |
spigot the bear xmas special |
spigot |
12/7/2006 |
| 1597 |
spigot the bear: act 2 |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2/12/2003 |
| 1614 |
spigot the bear: behind the scenes |
spigot |
3/2/2003 |
| 1596 |
spigot the bear: pilot |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
2/11/2003 |
| 2990 |
spigot the bear: the early years |
deuce,spigot |
1/9/2007 |
| 2912 |
spigot the bear: the movie |
spigot |
10/19/2006 |
| 2006 |
spigot vs. the mantra |
spigot |
3/31/2004 |
| 770 |
spigot's boutique |
spigot,deuce |
11/1/2000 |
| 808 |
spigot, concerned |
spigot |
12/8/2000 |
| 1028 |
spigot: homicide detective |
spigot |
7/22/2001 |
| 1448 |
spill-proof mug |
deuce,spigot |
9/16/2002 |
| 2525 |
spoilers |
spigot |
9/28/2005 |
| 1708 |
spooky |
pants |
6/4/2003 |
| 2173 |
spots |
bung,deuce |
10/11/2004 |
| 655 |
spring cleaning for fags |
rands |
7/10/2000 |
| 576 |
sprint sense hurts |
pants,spigot |
4/24/2000 |
| 2936 |
sputtering out |
spigot,pants |
11/14/2006 |
| 926 |
squeak |
deuce |
4/8/2001 |
| 1512 |
squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise |
spigot |
11/19/2002 |
| 3361 |
squeeze the orange juice out of me |
pants,atandt |
1/15/2008 |
| 2260 |
squeezy bouncy nuts |
deuce,spigot |
1/5/2005 |
| 368 |
squirt booth |
spigot,deuce |
10/5/1999 |
| 989 |
squirtshirts |
spigot |
6/12/2001 |
| 416 |
st. patrick's day |
pants,spigot |
11/19/1999 |
| 604 |
stairway to heaven |
spigot,pants |
5/22/2000 |
| 1287 |
stalking my dog |
spigot |
4/10/2002 |
| 1503 |
stall side applet |
pants,atandt,spigot |
11/10/2002 |
| 1795 |
standard query language |
rands |
9/2/2003 |
| 3649 |
standing on a chair |
deuce,spigot |
10/29/2008 |
| 372 |
star maps |
deuce,pants |
10/9/1999 |
| 1829 |
star ship troopers |
deuce |
10/6/2003 |
| 214 |
star wars |
spigot |
5/7/1999 |
| 1081 |
starbucks and a noah's bagels |
deuce,spigot |
9/16/2001 |
| 1458 |
starring spigot |
spigot |
9/26/2002 |
| 2573 |
starting java |
deuce,spigot |
11/15/2005 |
| 1813 |
starting to think |
spigot |
9/20/2003 |
| 1646 |
station identification |
rands,spigot |
4/3/2003 |
| 2085 |
stay on the phone with me |
spigot |
6/18/2004 |
| 2923 |
stay over |
spigot,deuce |
10/31/2006 |
| 1147 |
stdjo.h |
spigot,deuce |
11/21/2001 |
| 1695 |
steps to reproduce |
spigot,deuce |
5/22/2003 |
| 2629 |
sticks |
deuce,spigot |
1/9/2006 |
| 2808 |
still hungry |
bung,rands |
7/8/2006 |
| 2258 |
still life with rands |
rands |
1/3/2005 |
| 2331 |
still not totally sure what you are getting at |
deuce,pants |
3/17/2005 |
| 244 |
still only thirty-five cents |
pants,deuce |
6/6/1999 |
| 2828 |
still quite stoned |
spigot |
7/27/2006 |
| 3223 |
still waiting |
deuce,spigot |
8/30/2007 |
| 1926 |
stomping the exhibit |
spigot,deuce |
1/11/2004 |
| 1224 |
stoned again |
pants,rands |
2/6/2002 |
| 887 |
stoned before five |
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