pants: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BATHROOM PATROL
pants: AND YOU ARE NOT OFFICER DONGALONG
pants: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WILLING TO BE ARRESTED, CHAINED SOMEWHERE
spigot: SO YOU HAVE KIDNAPPED ME
spigot: INSTRUCTED ME TO TAKE THE DOLLARS THAT GET POKED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL...
spigot: ...AND HAND THEM SMALL BAGS OF COCAINE?!?!?
spigot: AND I AM HANDCUFFED TO THIS HOT WATER HEATER PIPE??????
spigot: DO I GET A BREAK ANYTIME SOON?!?!?!!? SIR WITH THE GHETTO BLASTER AND RAP CD'S |