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HOT POCKETS

"hot pockets"
August 19, 1999
Jerkcity 320


net: WELL I FINISHED THE LEFTOVER PONTILLOS PIZZA AND THE LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA AND NOW I'M GOING FOR THE PIZZA-FLAVORED CROISSANT POCKETS AND THEN ANYTHING REMOTELY SHAPED LIKE OR IN THE SAME ROOM AS PIZA
deuce: HONK
deuce: I HAVE MY WANG STUCK IN A HOT POCKET SO SNAP IT UP MOTHERFUCKER
net: WAS THE HOT POCKET COOKED OR NO
deuce: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT