pants: BE GAY WITH ME NOW
pants: HERE UNDER THE SINK
pants: I WILL TIE A SPONGE TO THE PIPES SO WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IT HURTS LESS
pants: PELEASE DO NOT EAT THE DISHWASHER DETERGENT
pants: STOP PLAYING WITH THE ANT POISON AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTIONABLES
pants: LOVE ME HULRHLGHGLUHGLUHGULG
pants: *BONK* OW OW OW
pants: I SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT SPONGE UP THERE
deuce: SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY |